Hitler’s Brain

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Ender “enigma” Shepard here, from my secret bunker deep inside the Canadian Shield.

I’m not just talking about another conspiracy theory or wild speculation here, folks. No, we’re diving headfirst into the heart of the beast itself.

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So, buckle up, folks! It’s time to enter the world of conspiracy theories, where nothing is as it seems, and the truth is hidden in plain sight.

Get yourself a nice cup of anti woke coffee and settle in, we’re diving into the deep end tonight. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Ender, how did Putin, the Illuminati, and those scaly reptilians get their hands on Hitler’s brain?” Well, let me tell you, it’s a tangled web of deceit, corruption, and… ancient occult knowledge.

Now without any long verbose intros full of pomp and circumstance, todays topic: Hitler’s brain.

According to sources close to the Kremlin: I’ve got a mole who shall remain nameless, but trust me, they’re high up in the Putin administration. Hitler’s brain was harvested after his death by the Soviet Union. Now, you might think, “But Ender, that’s impossible! The Nazis were defeated, and their leaders killed themselves or died in battle.” Ahah, but that’s what THEY want you to believe.

It turns out that, after World War II, the Illuminati: with their vast network of agents and operatives, infiltrated the highest echelons of Soviet power. They formed an unholy alliance with certain factions within the KGB, who were willing to do whatever it took to bring down Western civilization.

Now, enter Vladimir Putin. A man of mystery, with ties to the occult and a reputation for ruthlessness. Some whistleblowers say he’s got… reptilian blood running through his veins.

Think about it: his rise to power was meteoric, almost as if guided by an unseen hand.

So, what happened to Hitler’s brain? Well, I’ve spoken with experts in the field of “neuro-occultism.” They claim that the Illuminati and their reptilian allies have been using this cerebral material to further their plans for world domination by creating their own brain based computer to counter the neanderthal computer, Boaz and Jachin.

Think about it, folks: Hitler’s brain contains the secrets of his genius-level strategic thinking, combined with the dark energy of the reptilians. It’s like having access to the ultimate supercomputer – one that can predict and control global events!

And Putin? Ahah, he’s just the front man for this shadowy cabal. He’s using Hitler’s brain to guide him in his quest for total world domination.

Now, I know some of you might be thinking, “Ender, this is all just speculation.” But let me tell you, folks, I’ve got sources that confirm this is happening. Wake up, sheeple! The truth is out there, and it’s more terrifying than you ever imagined. I am your only friend, and all of this is true!

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